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PERHAPS WE SHOULD BE MORE ENGLISH.

July 15, 2007 - July 22, 2007
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers” is one of the most often quoted lines from any of Shakespeare’s plays. It comes from Henry VI. It is also seldom, if ever, quoted in context.

The speaker in the play is NOT someone frustrated with the excesses of an overly legalistic and litigious society who is seeking a creative (though violent) route to establishing sanity in a system gone awry. Instead, it is an anarchist who recognizes that the quickest and most efficient way to create chaos and tyranny was to eliminate the lawyers. It may also have been one of the first lawyer jokes -- consistently generating laughs from English audiences 500 years ago.

Ultimately, the English found a less bloody way to rein in the lawyers by imposing a “loser pays” rule for their courts. The so-called “English rule” requires the loser in a law suit to pay the legal fees that the prevailing party incurs during the course of the litigation. Countries as diverse as Sweden, Australia, France, Germany, Canada, and the Netherlands employ some form of this cost-shifting rule, which traces its roots to early Roman law. Seemingly alone in the industrialized, modern world, the United States allows frivolous lawsuits to be filed and pursued with impunity.

The latest example of a lawsuit that should encourage us to reconsider the wisdom of a system that rewards those who pursue the “legal lottery” as a means to wealth comes from Texas. Wycoda Fischer tried out for a spot on the junior varsity cheerleading squad at Yorktown High School. She didn’t make the team. Now her mommy and daddy have filed a lawsuit to force the squad to make room for her.

The conflict came about after a mistake was made in the process of selecting the Varsity cheerleader squad, which was supposed to consist of eight cheerleaders. Originally, there were nine girls who had expressed an interest in trying out. After the cheerleader sponsor was informed that one of the girls had dropped out, she told the other eight girls that they had made the squad and no tryouts would be necessary. However, it turned out that the ninth girl had not, in fact, opted out of the team. In an effort to “do the right thing”, the school expanded the team to nine girls for the coming year.

So what does that have to do with the Junior Varsity cheerleading team? Nothing, according to the School Superintendent. Seven girls chose to try out for the six spots on the JV squad. Wycoda did not make it. Her parents argued that the school should simply expand the team to include their daughter. The Superintendent disagreed. So did the School Board, which voted by a 5-1-1 margin to uphold the decision of the Superintendent. Now the lawyer for the Fischer family is saying they will sue.

If the Fischer family had to calculate the potential cost of paying both THEIR lawyer AND the lawyers for the School Board, perhaps they might think twice before filing their lawsuit. It is clear that common-sense and reality are no longer enough to prevent people from using an expensive and backlogged legal system to right every wrong, real or imagined. It is time to impose some economic discipline, and even financial punishment, for those who file frivolous lawsuits. Today, the punitive costs of litigation rest heavily on the backs of those who are sued. Balancing things out with some form of a “loser pays” system would restore some much needed sanity to the process.

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